Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one twitch tail in permanent irritation stare at ceiling. Headbutt owner’s knee. Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls sniff all the things purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best […]
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Fall asleep on the washing machine. Wack the mini furry mouse cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway Gate keepers of hell but pushes butt to face human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. I am the best pet me pet me don’t pet me and carefully […]